Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Digest this!

It’s all about respect for Nicholas Cage. He has recently confessed that he eats only those animals whose sex lives he respects. Nicholas believes that birds and fish mate ‘respectably’ and thus he chooses to eat fowl and fish, but pigs on the other hand are spared from becoming his dinner as their sexual pursuits are not dignified enough! One mad hatter, that. We advise Nicholas Cage to keep further details on how he hogs to himself!